here are some jokes from the reader's digest:

"Susie, do you know your numbers?" the teacher asks.
"Yes," she says. "My dad taught me."
"What comes after three?"
"Four," Susie answers.
"Great. Now tell me what number comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Excellent," Susie's teacher says. "Your dad did a good job. Now, what's after ten?"
"Jack."

How do snowmen travel?
By icicle.

What did Frosty's girlfriend do when she was mad at him?
She gave him a cold shoulder.

Why are there only snowmen and no snow-women?
Because only men are crazy enough to stand out in the snow all winter.

Twenty per cent of secondary school students in California failed the state's graduation exam. Educators are still trying to calculate how many passed.

Jim arrives home to find his wife lying on the floor, perspiring. He rushes over and rouses her. It's then that he notices that she's wearing a heavy coat and a mink.
"Are you ok? What are you doing?" he asks.
"You've been promising to paint the living room for months now," she explains groggily. "I wanted to prove that I could do just as good a job as you, and faster too."
"Well, it does look like you did a good job," Jim says, looking around. "But why are you all bundled up?"
"I know how to read," she snaps. "The can said 'For best results, put on two coats.'"