A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it has a very small throat, despite its size. That little girl then said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, " Then you ask him".
One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitche sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hair white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, everytime that you do something wrong or make me unhappy, one of my hairs turn white".
The little girl thought about this for awhile and then said, "Mom, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"
The children had all been photographed and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group photo.
"Just think how nice it would be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor'".
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead".
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