Why are umbrellas always linked to aunty-ness?
Why is it that we can't carry umbrellas without people commenting that we're so aunty?
People should make it a habit to carry an umbrella around,
what with the weather in Singapore and all.

I don't like people who don't carry their own umbrellas around.
And when others do, they go all So aunty ar youuuuu.. Carry umbrella for what?
Then when it pours, they run to you and say Eh, don't selfish leh. Share your brolly with me.
I don't like these people.
Seriously.