Today, my parents and sis went for early morning jog.
Apparently, my sis is a retard.
She tried scaring this big harmless looking monkey, and got chased by the monkey instead, cos it thought my retarded sis wanted a bite off its banana. My dad had to chase after the monkey and a stranger had to scare the monkey off with his golf club.
Monkeys are not harmless creatures.
Thank goodness I couldn't wake up.

But I'm being forced to run with them tomorrow morning.
My mum says that I'm getting fat. ):
She never stops telling me that.