You know how retail shop owners go about to clear their unwanted goods. It's always SALES with a sign saying "No trying, no refund and no exchange", with the intention to trick gullible customers into grabbing their unwanted items.
Thanks to me, the gullible-shop-on-impulse-customer, one lucky shop managed to clear its one and only XS satin bermudas. It was what I've been trying to get hold of. When I saw it, it was smiling back at me, telling me that I loved it. Yes I did, it was the perfect cut, the perfect look.
When I purchased it, the sales lady reminded me "no exchange or refund", right after I paid for it. She must be thinking "this girl with the fat butt's so going to regret buying this, but too bad, we need to clear our shop space for newer and better clothes".
Well, I didn't regret buying it. I just felt sad I can't fit into the berms.
The first person that came into my mind was Liying. Confirm guarantee plus chop she can fit into it. So I called her.
The following day, she came over. My perfect berms fitted her perfectly. The perfect cut, the perfect look, but not the perfect person. It was supposed to be me in that berms!
And so she asked how much is this berms? It looks nice right. But am I too skinny? I replied It's $16 and you look good in it. You can have it. And she just have to ask do I need to pay you for it? But I just have to tease her so I said well, you don't have to actually. If you feel good taking it, then just take.
She came up with this brilliant idea of me giving this berms to her for her birthday, 5 MONTHS AWAY, saying that $16 for a birthday present FOR HER isn't that expensive. How can I refuse such an offer?
Damn, that girl has a knack for getting stuff from me.
My sister, the other brat, has a sweet sixteen way better than me.
Just few years back, I had one simple dinner and that was it. She? She had her friends over for BBQ on Saturday evening, held a countdown for her birthday at home today with pizzas and what not. Now she's busy replying her birthday SMSes and she wants dinner out tomorrow. Then on Friday, she's going to celebrate her CHINESE birthday.
One whole week of celebration for the day that she was born to irritate everyone around her! Why didn't I get this sort of treatment?
Thanks to me, the gullible-shop-on-impulse-customer, one lucky shop managed to clear its one and only XS satin bermudas. It was what I've been trying to get hold of. When I saw it, it was smiling back at me, telling me that I loved it. Yes I did, it was the perfect cut, the perfect look.
When I purchased it, the sales lady reminded me "no exchange or refund", right after I paid for it. She must be thinking "this girl with the fat butt's so going to regret buying this, but too bad, we need to clear our shop space for newer and better clothes".
Well, I didn't regret buying it. I just felt sad I can't fit into the berms.
The first person that came into my mind was Liying. Confirm guarantee plus chop she can fit into it. So I called her.
The following day, she came over. My perfect berms fitted her perfectly. The perfect cut, the perfect look, but not the perfect person. It was supposed to be me in that berms!
And so she asked how much is this berms? It looks nice right. But am I too skinny? I replied It's $16 and you look good in it. You can have it. And she just have to ask do I need to pay you for it? But I just have to tease her so I said well, you don't have to actually. If you feel good taking it, then just take.
She came up with this brilliant idea of me giving this berms to her for her birthday, 5 MONTHS AWAY, saying that $16 for a birthday present FOR HER isn't that expensive. How can I refuse such an offer?
Damn, that girl has a knack for getting stuff from me.
My sister, the other brat, has a sweet sixteen way better than me.
Just few years back, I had one simple dinner and that was it. She? She had her friends over for BBQ on Saturday evening, held a countdown for her birthday at home today with pizzas and what not. Now she's busy replying her birthday SMSes and she wants dinner out tomorrow. Then on Friday, she's going to celebrate her CHINESE birthday.
One whole week of celebration for the day that she was born to irritate everyone around her! Why didn't I get this sort of treatment?
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