Went to get carrots for Furball last week from NTUC.
You know how the NTUC linkpoints system works. A minimum of $20 has to be spent before points are accumulated in the account. The middle aged woman in front of me spent $19 so she told the cashier to give her a minute while she grab some sweets from the stand.
She bent down, and the first thing she grabbed was this.
STRAWBERRY FLAVOURED CONDOMS!I was totally laughing at her already and I think she was more shocked than surprised. Embarrassed maybe. She threw that pack out of hand. She didn't even bother putting it back in place. And she chose that boring green pack of citrus flavoured Fishermen's Friend.
I think she knows that I was laughing at her.
The previous driving lesson was hilarious too. Again, I was trying very hard not to laugh at my driving instructor.
My car was stopped at the traffic light and I noticed my driving instructor looking towards his left with his head tilted. I had to watch the traffic, plus he was wearing his super dark sunglasses, so I couldn't see where he was looking. Then, his head started nodding AND HE STARTED SNORING. Ok I was feeling all gigglish already but I was desperate for him to wake up. I didn't want to go straight all the way.
The minute I stepped on the accelerator, he jerked up. The action was so sudden I couldn't stop myself from smiling. He was so flustered! I had to bite my lips hard to stop myself my laughing at him. He sat up very very straight, he removed the pillow from behind his back, and he started talking about everything and anything, just to keep himself awake.
Before he went into his slumber, he was already a funny guy.
Drivers usually open the window to get any flies out of the car. Guess what he did.
He sprayed a generous amount of air freshener at the driver's seat, passenger's seat and the entire back row. Thank goodness it smelt good.
But thing is, it worked actually. The housefly disappeared.
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